Anatomy of Now - PS

1. aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (like kevin on home alone) hehehehe ...
oh my goodness, it's like a living nightmare!

(all of this is tongue in cheek, so i hope you have on your bigeyedbigsmiledokayi'mreadyforthepunchlineevenifitscrappybecauseiloveanyexcusetolaugh face on)

it's a living friggin nightmare!

just as i'm sending you the wah-wah-my-ear-hurts email accompanied by mentally flushing any and all mental references about ears that might make me cringe in imagined pain (it even includes such memories as adrienne's famous ear wig stories because i remember listening and imagining a bug with crunchy but fat and squirmy legs and dry raspy crispy bug parts rolling around in my ear trying to find a better position to dig in and chew its way deeper into the too tender part that if accidentally hit made me feel insideout with pain - oh yeah - it goes back that far) so - i'm trying to repel all ear thoughts and attract warm cheesy thoughts like the sandwich i was going to go grill in the cold dark kitchen

just as i'm doing that - oh
my
gah

can
you
bee
leave
ITTTTTah (like the way the twins say iT)

look was friggin Internetbanneradvertisementthing was IN MY FACE - and, may i just say, it paralyzed me with fear
(you don't even have to explore the site, mama - just imagine you're me - now - look at the title)

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (like kevin on home alone) (now, trying to keep poker face for my dramatic exit)

oh my word! it's a living nightmare!

WWW.EAR-CANDLES.NET

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (like kevin on home alone)

I have no words for the sheer terror, the sheer horror this creates in me.

okay,

number 2.) please reply so i'll know you got this, so, in case you show up on my front door with the i'msorryijustgotworried eyes i'll know it's because you won't get this til you check your email at home


hehehehe - yay babci - we can't help it, we worry

don't be worried - i'm home with migraine & can't talk on phone

love yew!